Bradley Cooper Is Back Narrating An Eagles Pump Up Video For The Thanksgiving Slaughter In Texas

I know. You know. Bradley Cooper at least pretends to know. This is Dallas week, baby. Dallas week. Anything and everything takes a backseat. Thanksgiving at my parents may be called off in favor of Wawa and gametape. I was in the middle of writing the Good/Bad/Ugly blog from yesterday’s evisceration of the Titans, but you know what? Fuck it. It doesn’t matter. It’s no secret everyone was looking past last week in favor of Thanksgiving. When the fans at the Linc were chanting “We Want Dallas” in unison midway through the third quarter it was even more evident. Shit, the Cowboys even admitted they started to prepare for the Birds BEFORE the Giants game, which almost cost them dearly. This is what it’s all about, and I can’t wait. Somebody’s holiday is being ruined by more than a drunk Uncle or racist grandparent this year.

FEED ME ROMO.

PS – I see you Philly.com. I see you.